February 2012
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mrs-sudeikis replied to your post: okay
basically this
annefranksgasmask:
I wish I was an athlete and was supposed to eat 8,000 calories a day but I do it anyway because yolo
okay
so apparently my mom is monitoring both my facebook and tumblr accounts
now i cant curse or say the lords name in vain or do anything basically
okay
and also my mom wants to get a tumblr
i told her it was only for young people and then she got suspicious of me
this is a disaster ugh
lezune:
∩___∩ |(• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) [What time is it?]
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okay i caved im watching the oscars
tho i’m not really into movies ill watch it anyways
i love looking at the dresses
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okay so i watched like 15 Toddlers and Tiaras this...
is this is a normal thing or
but anyways, inspired my the tremendous glitz, glamour, and class of drooly fake infants I had my mom put some makeup on me
I look like a librarian with glasses
hElP
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“I got a massage recently, and the woman told me to “undress to my comfort...”
– John Mulaney (via ethosophical)
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
basically...